"You want to interview me about my profession?" Winny asked the little girl at the door.

The girl nodded. "School assignment. Please?"

Winny cackled. She was happy to talk about her craft, after all, and she invited the little girl in.

The questions were simple, and the little girl wrote as quickly as she could in spidery pencil.

"Why did you become a witch?"

"Because I wanted to cackle when I laughed, not snort," Winny said. "That and I have strong magic."

"Oh!" The little girl grinned. "I snort when I laugh..."

"Well how's your magic?"